Stole this from someone...I couldn't help but do it.

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Lara Croft
2. Cloud Strife
3. Sheva Alomar
4. Zack Fair
5. Elena Fisher
6. Dante -no last name?-
7. Tifa Lockhart
8. Aerith Gainsborough
9. Chris Redfield
10. Jill Valentine
11. Leon Kennedy
12. Ashe -not even gonna attempt the full name o.o-
Yeah, guess what games I've been playing recently xD-


Have you ever read a six (Dante)/Eleven (Leon) fic? Do you want to?
What the HECK?! No...not...EVER...

Do you think 4 (Zack) is hot? How hot?
-fangirl drool- Ze puppy is ze cutest...Probably the ONLY video game character you'll ever hear me call hot.

What would happen if Twelve (Ashe) got Eight (Aerith) pregnant?
Um...I'm not even going to go into how that's not possible...

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine (Chris)?
Nope. Not that I'd want to, either - Not a huge Chris fan -coughMr.Steroidscough-

Would Two (Cloud) and Six (Dante) be a good couple?
-cracks up laughing- Yaoi hating aside, no. One's too emo and one's too cocky. Both are badass, though, I'll give them that.

Five (Elena)/Nine (Chris) or Five (Elena)/Ten (Jill).
XD Again, yaoi/yuri aside, I'd probably say Elena and Jill would get along better. Plus, Chris is practically obsessed with Jill, so they're pretty much taken anyways.

What would happen if Seven (Tifa) walked in on Two (Cloud) and Twelve (Ashe) in bed together?
...Tifa would punch Cloud silly, then sadly tell him to take his affairs elsewhere, away from the kids. And she's share a few choice words with Ashe too, I'm sure.

Make up a summary for a Three (Sheva)/Ten (Jill) fic.
...O_o Um...Yuri much?
Anyways...Uh...Sheva would realize why Chris is so crazy over Jill, and she'd realize how hard it must've been for Jill going through what she's gone through, then the two would apologize for everything bad they've unintentionally done to each other?
Dun look at me weird o.o I hardly know Jill, and the two...well, I can see them being friends, but really?

Is there any such thing as One (Lara)/Eight (Aerith) fluff?
Not that I know of. And dear God, I hope not! O_o

Suggest a title for a Seven (Tifa)/Twelve (Ashe) hurt/comfort fic.
..."How to stop the pain". I'm not even gonna try.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Zack) to deflower One (Lara)?
Too much flirting on Zack's side, Lara being...not herself...and a LOT of booze, if not some drugs mixed in too.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Tifa) slash?
Not that I know of o.o but it IS possible, knowing them...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Sheva) slash?
No, because maybe 3, at most, of my friends know who the heck Sheva is. And that's just knowing her name. Only one of my friends ACTUALLY knows Sheva.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Leon)?
Not that I know of...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Cloud)/Four (Zack)/Five (Elena)?
Take out Elena from the mix and I can say yes >.>

What might Ten (Jill) scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't know, and honestly I'd like to keep it that way.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Aerith), which song would you choose?
Oh, this is too easy 8D Garden of Everything, of course! Probably with Zack in there, too.

If you wrote a One (Lara)/Six (Dante)/Twelve (Ashe) fic, what would the warnings be?
Insane randomness and crack. And alcohol warnings.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Cloud) to use on Ten (Jill)?
Cloud: -in emo corner-
Jill: O.o
Cloud: -attempts to cut self with sword-
Jill: O.O' -walks away-

When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Elena)?
Never o.o

What is Six's (Dante) super-secret kink?
Umm...Pizza? Strawberry Ice Cream Sundays?

Would Eleven (Leon) get in bed with Nine (Chris)? Drunk or sober?
...-chokes from laughing- Only only ONLY if a LOT of alcohol was involved...and I mean a LOT.

If Three (Sheva) and Seven (Tifa) get together, who tops?
...I'm not even going to answer that.

Fill in the numbers of this sentence with the names:
"1. (Lara) and 9. (Chris) are in a happy relationship until 9. (Chris) suddenly runs off with 4. (Zack). 1. (Lara), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11. (Leon) and a brief unhappy affair with 12. (Ashe), then follows the wise advice of 5. (Elena) and finds true love with 3. (Sheva)."

What title would you give this fic?

"Never Piss off a Person With a Gun"

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
No one. Because no one knows who the heck everyone there is.

Name one person who should write it.
No one. Ever.

How would you feel if Seven (Tifa)/ Eight (Aerith) was canon?
...I'd tell the fans (YES, THERE ARE FANS WHO BELIEVE THIS TO BE TRUE) that they can go dig themselves a grave. Then I'd just stare at my laptop screen (assuming this is where I heard it) and start ranting about how Aerith is dead and loves Zack and how Tifa loves Cloud and they live together and raise two kids and -continues ranting-




That was surprisingly fun xD And I encourage all of you who read this (A whole one person) to do this xD